Donald and his BFF
"I am being proven right about massive vaccinations — the doctors lied. Save our children and their future."
Because children are our first priority and still the most beautiful persons on earth.
"Putin is a nicer person than I am"
"When Mexico send its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists"
Of course Americans are perfect
I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
He just forgot to mention that he actually thinks about a wall made of trees and flowers
"It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!"
Global warning, burgers and lot of love
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
Dunno yet if it is a bad thing or an opportunity to make America better
"If Hilary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"
Actually, Donald and Hilary will end together, but one of them do not already know that
During all his life, Mr. Trump has been fascinated by happiness. He first found it in money, which is of course very wise when one sees new iPhone's price. He also fights each day to make his and your life better while doing small actions. Acting in silence, he's an "everyday hero" more than a politician.
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Donald is like you and me. He likes cute cats, good coffee and eats quinoa since several years in order to make his contribution for the planet. His favourite movie is Bambi and his favourite food is tacos.
Every month, he sends money to the WWF Foundation in order to save the pandas he loves so much. He also acts in favor or extinct species like unicorns and hopes no animal will ever disappear because of humans.
Here are some stuff he lives, does or appreciates so you can see he is a man like another.
Don't go in jail kids!
Snoop Dog told me that one time they've been smoking pot using a broken bottle of Dom Pérignon...
“It really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
Bruhhh
Known as a great philosoph concerning salad.
His face turning deathly pale and beads of cold sweat forming on his brow as he took his seat for the town hall forum at Washington University, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump...
New-York saying the Republican nominee exhibited just the qualities they were looking for in the country’s next leader, viewers throughout the nation reported Monday night that they were impres...
Sitting down with officials from the Office of the Director of National Intelligence to discuss a range of foreign and domestic threats facing the United States, presidential candidate Donald Trump...
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